The Big Fat New England IPA

8.5% ABV

A classic Northern IPA that'll impress your dad and knock you on your ass.

THE LEMONGRĂ„D

12% ABV

A Soviet Classic. This citrus surprise will sneak up on you like a Winch Lad on Xanax. This shit will fuck up your whole life.

"This Shit Gets You Flexed" Apple Cider

6.5% ABV

A crisp Octoberfest favorite, but available all year round. Our original Apple-Pomegranite blend will alter your decision making ability for hours

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