BIG-BONE IPA

8.5% ABV

A classic Northern IPA that'll fuck your best friend and murder your whole family.

THE LEMONGRĂ„D

12% ABV

A Soviet classic. This citrus surprise will sneak up on you like an barbituates addict in the woods. This shit will fuck up your whole life.

THE BUCKETJUICE

6.5% ABV

A crisp Octoberfest favorite, but available all year round. Our original Apple-Pomegranite blend will alter your decision making ability for hours (Also available in pink, for the gays).

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